yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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