do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
This can only be settled by a dance off.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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