How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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