We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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