things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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