During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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