talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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