I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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