I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I understand Curling. That high.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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