And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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