It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She told me I should be a condom model.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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