He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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