i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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