Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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