do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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