have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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