I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
