Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
