I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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