i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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