Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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