holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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