So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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