i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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