She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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