Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I want to be your penis for a week.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize