i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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