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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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