Pregnant stripper...not hot.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My ATM looks so different sober.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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