marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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