But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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