Just mADE A PArabola og urine
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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