There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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