i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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