So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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