just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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