Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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