My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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