Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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