About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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