Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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