So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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