So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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