someone get that fucking seahorse.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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