he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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