you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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