Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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