I'm lost and stupid without you.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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