Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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