What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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