I'm sorry my penis didn't work
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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