Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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