nut hugger
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
She needs sedatives and a leash
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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