You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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