Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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