ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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